Showing posts with label How to be a Gentleman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to be a Gentleman. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

How to Be a Gentleman teaches anything but

     The "Pilot" of CBS's How to Be a Gentleman finds Alan (David Hornsby, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) dealing with a new job description. Alan has been writing a column about being a gentleman, a disappearing art, but his boss, Jerry (Dave Foley, NewsRadio), informs Alan that, per the new owners, he needs to shift to something that appeals to a completely different demographic. A chance encounter with one of his former high school tormentors, Bert (Kevin Dillon, Entourage), gives Alan an idea on how to go about that. Reluctantly, he tries to transform himself. 

     How to Be a Gentleman might just win Worst New Series this season. There are so many reasons to nominate it for such a title, and really no reason not to. The writing isn't smart, the concept is done, and actors are poorly used, and the jokes aren't funny. From start to finish, it's impossible to find one positive thing to say about the "Pilot." So let's break down some of the negatives.

     Hornsby works great in small doses, such as the recurring role he plays on It's Always Sunny. He doesn't work at all as a leading man. His whiny voice and annoying personality, assumedly done for the part he is playing, leads the audience to sympathize with Bert quite quickly. Viewers will all want to punch Alan in the arm. I'm not saying Hornsby is a bad man or a terrible actor, but this role does him no favors.

     But Bert is not off the hook. What works for Johnny Drama when he's part of an Entourage doesn't necessarily work as one of two leading men. It's a shame, because Dillon is essentially playing the same role. Not with the lifestyle or career choice, of course, but in terms of how he acts, talks, and thinks. Did Drama get a spin-off, and then at the last minute, the creators decided to rename his character and make it something new? It seems so.

     The supporting characters are no better. Foley is intolerable as a pushover, willing to do anything to keep his job. This wimpiness keeps him from being likable, much the same way it does for Alan and Alan's brother-in-law, Mike (Rhys Darby, The Flight of the Conchords). Mike's mother is played by Nancy Lenehan (The New Adventures of Old Christine, Worst Week), recycling the same forgettable character she always plays. There's nothing to hate about her, but that could be because her character lacks any discernable substance. Mary Lynn Rajskub is wasting the (deserved) adoration she built with 24 on another throwaway part, Alan's possibly cheating, overbearing sister. Some of these actors could do so much better.

     If the fates are kind, How to Be a Gentleman will be off the air by next week. But fates aren't always kind, so who knows? If you are interested in checking it out, How to Be a Gentleman airs Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

CBS fall 2011 lineup

     Right in the middle of season finale madnesses, the networks are releasing their fall schedules, handing down decisions on what goes and stays. CBS probably has the least amount of change of any of the major networks, but there are a few new series, and some timeslots shifting around. Here goes:

     Monday stays essentially the same, though Mad Love is canceled, and 2 Broke Girls is in. Kat Dennings (Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist) and vritual unknown Beth Behrs play the titular roommates from a script Whitney Cummings helps write. Ironic, since she has her own sitcom on another network. Matthew Moy (Scrubs), Garrett Morris (Saturday Night Live) and Jonathan Kite co-star. How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men (with Ashton Kutcher instead of Charlie Sheen), Mike & Molly, and Hawaii Five-0 stay put.

     Tuesday nights deliver the one-two punch of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles. They are joined by new series Unforgettable. Poppy Montgomery (Without a Trace) plays a cop with an impecable memory, and Dylan Walsh (Nip/Tuck) is her boss slash ex. Kevin Rankin (Justified) also stars.

     Wednesdays consist of Survivor, Criminal Minds, and CSI at a new night and time. Because, with CBS, one can never have enough reality and crime shows. Which is a nice way of saying, don't watch. It's a waste of time.

     Thursday night retains The Big Bang Theory and the horrible piece of junk that is The Mentalist. In between, is a promising new sitcom called How to Be a Gentleman starring Mary Lynn Rajskub (24), Kevin Dillon (Entourage), David Hornsby (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia), and Rhys Darby (The Flight of The Conchords) and Person of Interest. Although the latter is yet another crime show, it does boast J.J. Abrams creds and an interesting premise. A billionaire played by Michael Emerson (Lost) assists a cop everyone thought was dead, played by James Caviezel (The Prisoner) The series also stars Taraji P. Henson (Boston Legal) and Kevin Chapman (Mystic River). So Thursday nights may be the best night for CBS, as long as the channel turns at 10 p.m.

     Friday ends with the week with A Gifted Man, a medical drama starring Patrick Wilson (Angels in America), who is searching for meaning in his life with the help of his deceased spouse, played by Jennifer Ehle (Pride & Prejudice). Julie Benz (Dexter) plays the doctor's very caring, but overworked single mother sister. CSI: NY and Blue Bloods finish off the night.

     Besides reruns and 48 Hours Mystery, CBS curiously will present new episodes of Rules of Engagement on Saturdays, which puts the sitcom out all by itself on the weekend night. Will that spell its death, or a brilliant new seven-nights-of-original-programming strategy? Most likely, the former.

     The brilliant series The Good Wife, CBS's best drama by far, moves to Sundays! Which is a bright spot, because the rest of the evening contains 60 Minutes, The Amazing Race, and CSI: Miami. But did I mention The Good Wife?

     Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, $#*! My Dad Says and The Defenders. Sorry if you liked any of those. But if you did, it's time to have a long overdue talk about what qualifies as worthwhile television.

     Mid-season will bring back a third outing of Undercover Boss, as well as the new series The 2-2, a self-described gritty crime drama starring Leelee Sobieski (Joan of Arc), Adam Goldberg (The Unusuals), and Terry Kinney (Oz).

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